Because the dingo ate his health care notes — and he embarrassed us in front of yet another world le
Yesterday, the Great and Powerful Ooze praised the newly hatched House health care bill he clearly doesn't understand while trying not t
Because he thinks 'insurance for everybody' has no meaning
While he was campaigning for president, Donald Trump claimed he would replace Obamacare with "something terrific." Just before his...
Because Hillary's popular-vote win is the new Rosie O'Donnell
We've intimated before that Donald Trump has read only two books — one by Hitler and one with no words — but that's obviously an exa
He thinks the Civil War could have been avoided if only Lincoln had had a phaser ... or something eq
Donald Trump thinks the Civil War could have been circumvented if only slaveholder and fellow brown-person-remover Andrew Jackson had been p
He thinks that ... oh, Christ, just read the quote for yourself
So we're just 100 days into this hot-air buffoon ride and already Donald Trump has said that three really obviously difficult things sur
He's turned the GOP into the party of personal responsibility, so long as that person is Obama
So, you won't believe this shit. Remember Michael Flynn, the U.S. national security advisor who resigned in disgrace before Trump's
His tax plan is like a pornographic love letter to himself
When Republicans were trying to pass health care reform earlier this year, you got the feeling Trump just wasn't into it. In fact, that&
Because he literally can't keep his lies straight for two minutes
Reading Donald Trump's recent AP interview was kind of like watching Kanye West trying to fuck Mayor McCheese on an escalator. It was...
Because seeing him lead our military is like watching Winnie the Pooh search for his bong with a hon
So Donald Trump, who has the social graces of an irritable bowel on Carolina reaper peppers and Costco soft-serve ice cream, thought it...
He's fucking nuts, according to science
If you ask most Trump supporters what Hillary voters felt like after the election, they'll probably say we were crying precious little s
