Because he drags the trash INTO the house rather than out of it
On the same day that several New England Patriots, including Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady, declined to visit Donald Trump's White House,...
Because even David Copperfield wasn't lame enough to make an aircraft carrier disappear
Over the weekend, while Donald Trump was playing my-dad-can-beat-up-your-dad with Kim Jong-un, he claimed he was sending "an armada&quo