Because he literally can't keep his lies straight for two minutes

Reading Donald Trump's recent AP interview was kind of like watching Kanye West trying to fuck Mayor McCheese on an escalator. It was equal parts crazy and disturbing. Where do you even start?

It was such a Dadaistic shitshow, in fact, that one exchange, which would have generated banner headlines if the AP had been talking to a normal person — like, say, Shia LaBeouf — kind of flew under the radar.

Here it is:

TRUMP: OK. The one thing I've learned to do that I never thought I had the ability to do. I don't watch CNN anymore.

AP: You just said you did.

TRUMP: No. No, I, if I'm passing it, what did I just say (inaudible)?

AP: You just said —

TRUMP: Where? Where?

AP: Two minutes ago.

Sure, whatever.

#AssociatedPress #KanyeWest #MayorMcCheese #ShiaLaBeouf #Trumplies

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