Like a lab rat who just discovered that tapping the horizontal bar next to his food dish releases oxycodone pellets, Donald J. Trump now knows that bombing shit earns him brief respite from the treason talk as well as cooing praise from a Borg swarm of egregious Fox News pundits so turned on by money and power they've dropped their standards lower than Rupert Murdoch's balls. So on the same day The Guardian reported that, according to one source, there was "specific concrete
Donald, please accept the following tweeting tips in the spirit in which they're given: While most world leaders wouldn't pay a hooker to pee on you if you were on fire, you're still president of the United States. So even if you're not respected, you will still be heard — loud and clear. Let's dial the rage boner back to around 55 PSI, shall we? You do realize we have a State Department, right? Did Barron steal your Twitter password? If not, could you please give it to him?
That's an actual Donald J. Trump tweet. To be clear, it's not from a parody site. Even more concerning, more than 8,000 people felt compelled to register their approval, either via retweets or likes. That's nearly equal to his winning electoral margin in Wisconsin. Then came the follow-up: We live in an age when human life could be wiped out in a matter of minutes and there is literally almost no difference between the man who holds the nuclear codes and the "I Like Turtles"