Trump isn't running government like a successful business; he's running it like Trump Steaks
Now we’re on the cusp of a real crisis in East Asia, and Trump has no clue what to do about it. His initial instinct was to — you guessed it

He orders his steak well done and slathers it with ketchup
On February 25, 2017, Trump ventured out into the sometimes-unfriendly confines of Washington, D.C., to enjoy his first inside-the-Beltway restaurant meal as president. He dined at BLT Prime by David Burke, located at the Trump International Hotel. According to the Independent Journal Review’s Benny Johnson, who had a ringside seat, Trump ordered a $54 dry-aged strip steak well done … and with ketchup. Of course, there’s a word for people who order their steak with ketchup —