He tweets like he's being catheterized with a Silly Straw
Donald, please accept the following tweeting tips in the spirit in which they're given: While most world leaders wouldn't pay a hooker to pee on you if you were on fire, you're still president of the United States. So even if you're not respected, you will still be heard — loud and clear. Let's dial the rage boner back to around 55 PSI, shall we? You do realize we have a State Department, right? Did Barron steal your Twitter password? If not, could you please give it to him?
