1001 Reasons

This morning, the Great and Powerful Ooze tweeted thusly: So in case you're keeping score, here are the only books we have any reason to believe Donald Trump has read: 1) My New Order, by Adolf Hitler 2) Reasons to Vote for Democrats, a one-joke book that features nothing but blank pages According to Derp Throat, our exclusive source inside the Trump camp — who may or may not be Eric Trump; who knows?; we hear things — President Trump is still insisting on finding a CliffsNot