Stormy Daniels’ interview with In Touch magazine is now online, and wow, Donald Trump is one strange f***ing dude.
Sadly, Trump screwing a porn star is one of the least surprising/unnerving things in it.
What is a little surprising is that he has some sort of unexplained animus toward/pathological obsession with sharks.
"The strangest thing about that night — this was the best thing ever. You could see the television from the little dining room table and he was watching Shark Week and he was watching a special about the U.S.S. something and it sank and it was like the worst shark attack in history. He is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks. He was like, 'I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.' He was like riveted. He was like obsessed. It’s so strange, I know."
But that’s not the end of the story. We all know Trump lies — but for God’s sake, what’s to be gained from lying about one’s true feelings for apex predators?
That’s a real tweet, in case you were wondering. And, believe it or not, it wasn’t the only time he’s randomly tweeted his unsolicited opinion about sharks.
So he tries to act all blasé and nonchalant vis-à-vis sharks, but he’s clearly obsessed.
Reminds me of his obsessive tweets about Hillary Clinton, who stopped running for president more than a year ago. Is he still a little afraid of her, perhaps?