Donald Trump now less popular than Dick Cheney and 'Showgirls'
August 29, 2017
Since he was sworn into office in front of the largest audience ever to witness the inauguration of a sentient haggis, Donald Trump has watched his approval rating plummet.
Shortly after the inauguration, it dropped lower than Rupert Murdoch’s balls in an Elks Lodge sauna, and now it’s lower than Rush Limbaugh’s endorphins during a prolonged OxyContin and fudge embargo.
There are a lot of reasons for this. For one thing, when you tweet lies about women bleeding badly from facelifts — particularly when you yourself look like a John Wayne Gacy butter sculpture — a lot of people are going to put you in the doghouse and keep you there forever.