The best-ever trolling of Donald Trump came courtesy of his wife, Melania, who pledged to focus her efforts as first lady on a campaign to end bullying. It's as if Jackie Kennedy had launched a 501(c)3 dedicated to keeping her husband's penis out of Marilyn Monroe. You sympathize with her, but the cause is lost. We are where we are.
Conservatives freaked the fuck out when President Obama saluted a Marine while holding a cup of coffee in his hand, worried that this might destroy the dignity and morale of our military. They're strangely silent now that Donald Trump is shoving fellow world leaders out of the way and making us all look like idiots and assholes. Well, idiots and assholes we are if we fail to roust this preening tangerine shitbird from office ASAP.*
*Note: This is a legitimate example of online bullying. Melania might want to start here. Or she could ask her husband to stop being so fucking orange.