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He's discovered he can destroy properties almost instantly now without having to buy them first

April 14, 2017

 

Like a lab rat who just discovered that tapping the horizontal bar next to his food dish releases oxycodone pellets, Donald J. Trump now knows that bombing shit earns him brief respite from the treason talk as well as cooing praise from a Borg swarm of egregious Fox News pundits so turned on by money and power they've dropped their standards lower than Rupert Murdoch's balls.

 

So on the same day The Guardian reported that, according to one source, there was "specific concrete and corroborative evidence of collusion ... between people in the Trump campaign and agents of [Russian] influence," the U.S. military dropped the GBU-43/B, the largest non-nuclear bomb in history, on ISIS

 

Unless you want to see Trump whip out his Fat Men and Little Boy at the Truman Presidential Library, please no one tell him the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombs were bigger.

 

It was already frightening enough knowing that Trump had the nuclear codes, and that he's almost certainly changed them all to "password1234." Now we have to grit our teeth in abject terror every time he commits high treason or runs out of Cialis.

 

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