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July 31, 2017

So it appears that  Anthony Scaramucci — whose surname literally translates into “clown” — is out at the White House. The news just broke — as did the sphincter of anyone who just checked their smartphone and is trying desperately to suppress laughter at a work meeting...

July 21, 2017

"I’ve seen him punch a seagull out of the air. I’ve seen him drink an entire industrial mixer bowl full of wedding cake batter. I've seen him kill a pony with a Jart."

June 12, 2017

Yes, folks, our president is mentally ill. And it’s not the sort of benign “oh, I collect all my urine in Mason jars and store it in an abandoned nuclear missile silo strictly according to the Dewey decimal system” kind of mental illness. No, it’s the kind that should...

April 13, 2017

So Trump just sat down for an interview with Fox Business Network's Maria Bartiromo, who asked all the tough questions, including "Right," "Yes," and "Absolutely. And the American people know it, I think."

She came so close to fellating Trump, you got the sick hunch tha...

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