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October 26, 2017

Enjoy these saucy one-star reviews of Mar-a-Lago. And when you’re done, feel free to add a review of your own if — and only if — you’ve actually visited the resort.

October 17, 2017

Donald Trump can't answer basic questions about his health care plan, because he doesn't have one.

September 26, 2017

So Republicans have officially announced that they’re pulling the Graham-Cassidy-Heller-Johnson-Fuck-You-Poors bill.

September 21, 2017

Ahab and the whale. Iago and Othello. Khan and Kirk. Donald Trump and his deathly ill grandnephew with cerebral palsy. All classic revenge stories. All terribly tragic. You can add to that list congressional Republicans and Obamacare.

July 28, 2017

Remember when Donald Trump promised he’d repeal Obamacare very, very quickly and replace it with “something terrific”? Well, “something terrific” turned out to be more Obamacare.

July 18, 2017

It’s impossible to fully understand policy wank Donald Trump’s stance on health care by viewing it through a rational prism. To really get it, you have to look to nature, red in tooth and claw.

June 28, 2017

Recent polls have shown that Trumpcare — which gestated for seven years in the steamy Jiffy Pop head of Paul Ryan — is about as popular as the many debilitating preexisting conditions it’s designed not to cover.

May 24, 2017

To set himself apart from other Republicans, he promised he wouldn't touch Social Security, Medicare, or Medicaid. Then he proposed massive cuts to Medicaid. (So, to summarize, he said no one respects Medicaid more than he does; he touched Medicaid after promising...

May 4, 2017

While he was campaigning for president, Donald Trump claimed he would replace Obamacare with "something terrific."

Just before his inauguration, he said his secret new health care plan was nearly finished and that it would provide "insurance for everybody."

As recently a...

April 8, 2017

This is Fabio:

This is Fabio after getting hit in the face by a goose on a roller coaster:

See the look of exasperation and creeping dread on Fabio's blood-soaked face? It's there because, again, this photo was taken shortly after Fabio's head unsuccessfully navigated a...

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