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December 30, 2017

Like most of you, I read Donald Trump’s recent New York Times interview with mouth immutably agape. Then I read this.

July 17, 2017

The White House has declared this “Made in America Week,” so it’s time once again for the consensus-reality community to point out Donald Trump’s rank hypocrisy, while the president’s die-hard supporters stare into the night sky waiting for the Hale-Bopp comet to trans...

April 19, 2017

So if you were concerned that man-child-in-law Jared Kushner is taking on too much responsibility in the Trump administration and is perilously out of his depth, we've got some great news for you: You're really smart! 

In case you're too scared shitless to read this ent...

April 16, 2017

Apparently, some Americans still think Donald Trump might "become presidential." Well, anything might happen. Paris Hilton might sequence her labradoodle's genome. Honey Boo Boo might prove string theory. Flavor Flav might build a commercially viable fusion reactor in...

April 13, 2017

So Trump just sat down for an interview with Fox Business Network's Maria Bartiromo, who asked all the tough questions, including "Right," "Yes," and "Absolutely. And the American people know it, I think."

She came so close to fellating Trump, you got the sick hunch tha...

April 12, 2017

Donald, please accept the following tweeting tips in the spirit in which they're given:

  • While most world leaders wouldn't pay a hooker to pee on you if you were on fire, you're still president of the United States. So even if you're not respected, you will still be...

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