

Because he thinks playing a game of nuclear brinkmanship is just like firing Stephen Baldwin
Apparently, some Americans still think Donald Trump might "become presidential." Well, anything might happen. Paris Hilton might sequence her labradoodle's genome. Honey Boo Boo might prove string theory. Flavor Flav might build a commercially viable fusion reactor in his hot tub. But they're reality stars. Don't expect much. Unfortunately, Trump makes Paris Hilton look like Marie Curie. Trump once said he could eliminate the entire national debt in eight years. He seemed gen

He tweets like he's being catheterized with a Silly Straw
Donald, please accept the following tweeting tips in the spirit in which they're given: While most world leaders wouldn't pay a hooker to pee on you if you were on fire, you're still president of the United States. So even if you're not respected, you will still be heard — loud and clear. Let's dial the rage boner back to around 55 PSI, shall we? You do realize we have a State Department, right? Did Barron steal your Twitter password? If not, could you please give it to him?